Noah's Nuggets???

A while back I posted some marvellous "wash away your sins" soap. I never got round to getting some - I'm now kicking myself for not remembering to buy a bottle on a recent trip to the States. 

Now I discover*, amazing but true , that you can buy a totally Biblical treat, and munch your way through "nutrition God's way" with a snack bar containing the seven foods of Deuteronomy. Did Moses order them to be wrapped in plastic, Iwonder?

You can also buy God-is-Love chocolate, Bible Gum, and "Testamints" - the mints with a message.  I can't guarantee that Biblical Sweets won't rot your teeth, just like the normal ones. But they could just make you laugh out loud, especially if you decide to feast yourself on  - wait for it - Noah's Nuggets. Yes, really.  Pause for silent mirthful weeping. (Oh, I'd really better get that soap now...).

*(according to The Times)

Comments

[lynne]

Isn't it amazing what you can pick up at the local "Jesus 5 & Dime"?!

[Ruth Hull Chatlien]

Ah, I've seen the Wash Away Your Sins soap . . . in the guest bathroom at my rector's home. Haven't run across Noah's nuggets yet. I'm sorry to say it makes me think of one of the more off-color stories about him. Maybe I need to go buy some of that soap for myself.